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Caroline Beuley's avatar

this is such a good prompt lol. Gotta think on it and get back to you.

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Sarah TheRuthless Douthit's avatar

Mine is not sexy at all. Involves quantum entanglement, a lot of jacking off, and long periods of existential dread. 🤣

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Tyler Has A Gun's avatar

Mine involves an auditory sharing of how’d one another would kill each other, in the ever increasing landscape of detachment, hyper online loneliness. If actual sex ceases to exist what takes it place besides nihilism.

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Lilly's avatar

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Mike Baker's avatar

mine in haiku form:

my ding-a-ling rings,

the sound causes you to cum,

aural sex is fun.

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